Beauty

A very good choice, what could be more sacred than beauty? When Paris was asked to choose between the three goddesses, did he not choose Aphrodite for her beauty? Of course it did all end up rather messily with the Trojan Wars but hey, you pays yer money and you takes yer choice.

Here in Chapel Perilous, of course nothing's ever simple and while you're kidding yourself that your floating amongst the higher planes of aesthetics, your forgetting that the flip side, only a micron away, is the luscious demon Lust. The difference between art and pornography, it has been said, is in the brain of the beholder. But just how does that hold up in court? Well, there are no secrets from the Thought Police. 'When appre'ended, M'lud, I could tell from the suspect's expression that he was clearly enjoying pornography and not appreciating erotic art as he claimed, that and the fact that he had a boner.'
Be careful not to be seduced by beauty - it is, after all, only skin deep.

"That's one of my big fears in life that I'm gonna I die and my parents are gonna have to come and clean up my apartment and find that porno wing I've been working on for years. There'll be two funerals that day.
'Look, honey, here's little Bill when he was a cub scout, look how cute my baby is, with his little short pants and little hat. Look how cute my baby is. I wonder what's in this box over here.
Rear Entry numbers one through forty?!?!?!?' (sound of collapsing)
I'd be the only guy going through the gates of heaven with his mom spanking him, 'Mom, they were on sale!'"
Bill Hicks, Relentless

"'Not now, Kenneth, he's a live one.'
'But don't you feel grubby after a while, Sir?'
'Yes, I generally feel I need a thorough cleansing after I've mired myself in the addictive world of pornography, prostitution and perverse sex games. One always hates oneself don't you think? One feels the need to reaquaint oneself with the finer things in life, with purity and love and innocence.
And then it's down with the trousers, out with the old chap and come on ladies, come on gentlemen, come on you trannies, fruits of the forest, satyrs, come slide down the greasy pole of my depravity and I'll bring the chickens!'"
Fast Show

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	Rant in E-Minor Bill Hicks amazon.co.uk amazon.com		Relentless Bill Hicks amazon.co.uk amazon.com
	The Fast Show amazon.co.uk amazon.com		Troy amazon.co.uk amazon.com
	American Beauty amazon.co.uk amazon.com		Beautiful Girls amazon.co.uk amazon.com